Yamfodfotlan Sigcebfem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, wise mongoose.

Yamfodfotlan Sigcebfem created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamfodfotlan Sigcebfem, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Yamfodfotlan Sigcebfem, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yamfodfotlan Sigcebfem's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Yamfodfotlan Sigcebfem's Holy Commandments

1. Yamfodfotlan Sigcebfem loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not hurt swans.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.