Sisfligjan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud salamander.

Sisfligjan created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisfligjan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sisfligjan, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Sisfligjan's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Sisfligjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never feed carrots to nematodes while wearing brown shoes.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Birds are not to be trusted.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.
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