Bumlikbitbut is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, contented salamander.

Bumlikbitbut created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Bumlikbitbut, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bumlikbitbut, he will ignore you.

Bumlikbitbut's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bumlikbitbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Retreat if three swans approach from the north.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.