Febstigsag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, overgenerous wasp.

Febstigsag created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febstigsag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Febstigsag, he will turn you into a worm.

Febstigsag's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Febstigsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not keep eight ducks in a large pit.

4. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.