Fittit is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, sage
rat.
Fittit created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fittit, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Fittit, it will be mildly annoyed.
Fittit's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Fittit's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak of dark energy near sacred fires.
2. Never sprint in summer.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Always obey Fittit's priests.
5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.