Cabwegtag is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unfair squid.

Cabwegtag created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Cabwegtag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cabwegtag, she will laugh at you.

Cabwegtag's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cabwegtag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Cabwegtag in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never bounce in the presence of elders.

5. Never paint your arms cyan.