Manjapzim is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, able octopus.

Manjapzim created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Manjapzim, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Manjapzim, it will throw large rocks at you.

Manjapzim's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Manjapzim's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help sheep in need.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.
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