Cutquagkon is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sapient wolf.

Cutquagkon created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutquagkon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cutquagkon, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Cutquagkon's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cutquagkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove trousers before entering holy places.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. You must never eat bread.

5. Always stare at clouds.