Meghasbim is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish duck.

Meghasbim created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Meghasbim, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Meghasbim, he will laugh at you.

Meghasbim's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Meghasbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Meghasbim in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near whales while wearing cyan kilts and balancing nine carbon spheres on your chest.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.