Hatgodgad Tablogdam is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful fairy.

Hatgodgad Tablogdam created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Hatgodgad Tablogdam, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hatgodgad Tablogdam, he will turn you into a worm.

Hatgodgad Tablogdam's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Hatgodgad Tablogdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near pigs while wearing blue shirts and balancing four gold spheres on your legs.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away from turquoise mice, for they are unholy.
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