Zenhasjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, quiet squirrel.

Zenhasjarn created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenhasjarn, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zenhasjarn, she will not care.

Zenhasjarn's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Zenhasjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not fashion tools from gold.

3. Do not prepare spinach while wearing kilts.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.