Mothappon is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, self-confident newt.

Mothappon created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mothappon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mothappon, she will turn you into a puffin.

Mothappon's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Mothappon's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your back before prayer.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never point your head toward the east during prayer.

5. Never adorn your arms with indigo markings.