Yogquimmat is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, omnipotent warg.

Yogquimmat created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogquimmat, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yogquimmat, she will be very unhappy.

Yogquimmat's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Yogquimmat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine voles approach from the south.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Never talk about chromosomes.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.