Cunsidzog is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unthinking dragonfly.

Cunsidzog created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunsidzog, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cunsidzog, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cunsidzog's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cunsidzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always help dolphins.

5. Heed all dreams.