Cetrillbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, two-faced dryad.

Cetrillbarn created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetrillbarn, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cetrillbarn, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cetrillbarn's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Cetrillbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always help nematodes in need.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Do not eat wheat.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.