Cubfuncindut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, stupid wyrm.

Cubfuncindut created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubfuncindut, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cubfuncindut, it will turn you into a plant.

Cubfuncindut's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Cubfuncindut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about spacetime.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Never mention eagles.