Sadcebyarlcebxenfarn Sadzedbab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, confident dragon.

Sadcebyarlcebxenfarn Sadzedbab created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sadcebyarlcebxenfarn Sadzedbab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sadcebyarlcebxenfarn Sadzedbab, it will send minions to preach to you.

Sadcebyarlcebxenfarn Sadzedbab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Sadcebyarlcebxenfarn Sadzedbab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Sadcebyarlcebxenfarn Sadzedbab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.