Gedcarmumfet is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, amazing dolphin.

Gedcarmumfet created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gedcarmumfet, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gedcarmumfet, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Gedcarmumfet's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Gedcarmumfet's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gedcarmumfet.

2. Never approach mountains carrying ash.

3. Heed all visions.

4. Always remove rings before entering holy places.

5. Do not step barefoot upon magenta earth.