Dumbitcid is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, wise parrot.

Dumbitcid created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumbitcid, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dumbitcid, it will turn you into a tree.

Dumbitcid's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dumbitcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never wear yellow coats.

3. Never adorn your neck with black markings.

4. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

5. Never talk about galaxies.