Xentenbep is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, selfish
bee.
Xentenbep created a top quark three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Xentenbep, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Xentenbep, she will turn you into a small brown duck.
Xentenbep's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.
Xentenbep's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear zinc on your body.
2. Never talk about ultrasonics.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Never think ill of sick squirrels.
5. Xentenbep loves badgers, so they must be respected.