Narvagcub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, selfish tapir.

Narvagcub created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Narvagcub, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Narvagcub, he will throw large rocks at you.

Narvagcub's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Narvagcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Ducks are not to be trusted.

3. Narvagcub loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

4. Never run near turtles.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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