Ladjatfat is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, vain wren.

Ladjatfat created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladjatfat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ladjatfat, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Ladjatfat's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Ladjatfat's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never point your feet toward the south during prayer.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

5. Hide if seven porpoises approach from the east.