Stergudrul is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, resourceful warg.

Stergudrul created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stergudrul, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stergudrul, she will send minions to preach to you.

Stergudrul's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Stergudrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Do not hurt seals.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Run away if three nematodes approach from the south.