Rawgutdob is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, self-confident coyote.

Rawgutdob created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawgutdob, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rawgutdob, it will turn you into a mole.

Rawgutdob's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Rawgutdob's Holy Commandments

1. Rawgutdob loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Rawgutdob in the centre of the settlement.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.