Karkikarf is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, emotional centipede.

Karkikarf created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Karkikarf, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Karkikarf, she will turn you into a rat.

Karkikarf's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Karkikarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always wear plain coats during rituals.

3. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

4. Karkikarf must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not step barefoot upon brown earth.