Hubbunkap is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, pitiless butterfly.

Hubbunkap created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubbunkap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hubbunkap, he will turn you into a puffin.

Hubbunkap's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Hubbunkap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.