Bastdimhap is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, self-assured faun.

Bastdimhap created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastdimhap, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bastdimhap, he will strike you with lightening.

Bastdimhap's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bastdimhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always obey Bastdimhap's priests.

3. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

5. Never record secrets.