Tafpanbom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ruthless jellyfish.

Tafpanbom created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafpanbom, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tafpanbom, she will strike you with lightening.

Tafpanbom's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Tafpanbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six rats in a large pit.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tafpanbom.

3. Feed all hungry geese.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.