Bapappagruttflammotranloop is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, uncaring weasel.

Bapappagruttflammotranloop created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapappagruttflammotranloop, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bapappagruttflammotranloop, he will turn you into a frog.

Bapappagruttflammotranloop's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bapappagruttflammotranloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near horses while wearing magenta stockings and balancing five gold spheres on your chest.

4. Never feed rice to great tits while wearing corsets.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bapappagruttflammotranloop on top of all buildings.