Yattfatduss is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unfair dog.

Yattfatduss created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattfatduss, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yattfatduss, he will turn you into a sheep.

Yattfatduss' most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Yattfatduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always obey Yattfatduss' priests.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not cook food in pots.