Jadtomvol is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing duck.

Jadtomvol created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadtomvol, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jadtomvol, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Jadtomvol's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Jadtomvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of dark energy near sacred fires.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Erect five silicon sculptures of Jadtomvol on top of important buildings.

5. Never go into green rooms.