Danbunsit is a god.

It takes the form of a large, sage crocodile.

Danbunsit created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Danbunsit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Danbunsit, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Danbunsit's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Danbunsit's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always treat moths with great respect.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always wear green.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.