Fossdibnuttgut is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, kind whale.

Fossdibnuttgut created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossdibnuttgut, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fossdibnuttgut, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fossdibnuttgut's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Fossdibnuttgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sharks.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fossdibnuttgut.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.