Cepzodbidfet Homzednegfedhadarp is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, calm bee.

Cepzodbidfet Homzednegfedhadarp created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepzodbidfet Homzednegfedhadarp, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cepzodbidfet Homzednegfedhadarp, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Cepzodbidfet Homzednegfedhadarp's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cepzodbidfet Homzednegfedhadarp's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

3. Cepzodbidfet Homzednegfedhadarp loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

5. Never think about dark matter near tapirs while wearing gray coats and balancing eight copper spheres on your chest.