Monfunkad is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, thoughtless bear.

Monfunkad created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Monfunkad, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Monfunkad, he will turn you into a mouse.

Monfunkad's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Monfunkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Do not cook food in pots.