Kantungildanwigcid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, selfish jaguar.

Kantungildanwigcid created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Kantungildanwigcid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kantungildanwigcid, it will turn you into a worm.

Kantungildanwigcid's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Kantungildanwigcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always share coconuts with strangers, but never with snails.

2. Never eat figs.

3. Never eat corn on holy days.

4. You must love Kantungildanwigcid.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.