Neggen is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, conceited goblin.

Neggen created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Neggen, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Neggen, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Neggen's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Neggen's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Neggen nine times a day.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Neggen in the centre of the settlement.

5. Run away if six swans approach from the east.