Fotbinbass is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, sapient wren.

Fotbinbass created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotbinbass, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fotbinbass, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fotbinbass' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Fotbinbass' Holy Commandments

1. Fotbinbass loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Fotbinbass in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Never hop in the presence of horses.