Higfencumbomwee Vil is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, merciful manatee.

Higfencumbomwee Vil created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higfencumbomwee Vil, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Higfencumbomwee Vil, it will jump up and down on your head.

Higfencumbomwee Vil's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Higfencumbomwee Vil's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Higfencumbomwee Vil.

2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Higfencumbomwee Vil in the centre of the settlement.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Higfencumbomwee Vil.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Feed all hungry voles.