Mutkemfly is a god.

It takes the form of a large, blissful salamander.

Mutkemfly created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mutkemfly, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mutkemfly, it will throw large rocks at you.

Mutkemfly's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Mutkemfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not prepare tomatoes while wearing shorts.

5. Never touch oil while unclean.