Renrowarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, selfish hare.

Renrowarn created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Renrowarn, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Renrowarn, he will turn you into a mouse.

Renrowarn's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Renrowarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales in need.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about fire.