Mumyokripvig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, sapient raven.

Mumyokripvig created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumyokripvig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mumyokripvig, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mumyokripvig's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Mumyokripvig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Mumyokripvig.

2. Never write about eukaryotes.

3. Do not kill dolphins.

4. Do not travel during winter.

5. Never adorn your feet with orange markings.