Natnillgep Bimbessgup is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, resourceful chinchilla.

Natnillgep Bimbessgup created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natnillgep Bimbessgup, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Natnillgep Bimbessgup, it will remove you from existence.

Natnillgep Bimbessgup's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Natnillgep Bimbessgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near goats while wearing purple tights.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Retreat if four mites approach from the east.

4. Natnillgep Bimbessgup must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not chop down trees.