Homcentail is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing toad.

Homcentail created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homcentail, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Homcentail, he will come to you in dreams.

Homcentail's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Homcentail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Always treat snakes with great respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about gravity near great tits while wearing orange boots and balancing nine lead spheres on your head.