Mapjabsid is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful
shrew.
Mapjabsid created a Higgs boson six million years ago.
If you believe in
Mapjabsid, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Mapjabsid, she will come to you in dreams.
Mapjabsid's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Mapjabsid's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Mapjabsid on top of all buildings.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.
5. Do not keep three turtles in a large pit.