Dabyatlabflam is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, generous armadillo.

Dabyatlabflam created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabyatlabflam, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dabyatlabflam, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dabyatlabflam's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Dabyatlabflam's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tapirs.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near snails while wearing violet coats and balancing three lead spheres on your face.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never wear magenta shirts on sacred days.

5. Always take life seriously.