Dogflyquim is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, loving mole.

Dogflyquim created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogflyquim, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dogflyquim, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dogflyquim's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dogflyquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.