Gilrawbop Lunfetjap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, effective raccoon.

Gilrawbop Lunfetjap created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gilrawbop Lunfetjap, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gilrawbop Lunfetjap, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gilrawbop Lunfetjap's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Gilrawbop Lunfetjap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near mites while wearing orange rings.

5. Never sprint in the presence of elders.