Cimbogbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unselfish jellyfish.

Cimbogbiss created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimbogbiss, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cimbogbiss, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cimbogbiss' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cimbogbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Always stare at clouds.