Nansagbog is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, vain porpoise.

Nansagbog created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nansagbog, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nansagbog, she will turn you into a worm.

Nansagbog's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nansagbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back yellow.

2. Never hop near moths.

3. You must love Nansagbog.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never wear magenta rings.