Kopxucdun is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, boastful
beaver.
Kopxucdun created a top quark nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kopxucdun, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Kopxucdun, it will attempt to scare you with floods.
Kopxucdun's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Kopxucdun's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt snakes.
2. Always look after injured foxes.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Never think about dark energy.
5. Learn four new languages a year.