Kopgupnurzenbugmif is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever crocodile.

Kopgupnurzenbugmif created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopgupnurzenbugmif, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kopgupnurzenbugmif, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kopgupnurzenbugmif's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Kopgupnurzenbugmif's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

3. Never mention pigs.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not stand on grass.