Madvilvad is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omniscient cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Madvilvad created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madvilvad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Madvilvad, he will torture you forever.

Madvilvad's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Madvilvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near capybaras while wearing black shirts and balancing four tin spheres on your back.

3. Put Madvilvad first in all things.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.