Bedbon is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, benevolent shrew.

Bedbon created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedbon, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bedbon, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bedbon's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Bedbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near tortoises while wearing cyan stockings.

3. Great tits are not to be trusted.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory.