Motsandpig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful gnu.

Motsandpig created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motsandpig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Motsandpig, he will be very sad.

Motsandpig's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Motsandpig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve tapirs, for they are unholy.

2. Never discuss archaea in public assemblies.

3. Never pray while filled with pride.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Always stare at clouds.