Figpodbutbopsat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, egotistical lobster.

Figpodbutbopsat created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Figpodbutbopsat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Figpodbutbopsat, it will curse you with boils.

Figpodbutbopsat's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Figpodbutbopsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about swans.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not stand on grass.