Gonnangem is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, thoughtless weasel.

Gonnangem created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonnangem, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gonnangem, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gonnangem's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gonnangem's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mice.

2. Never talk about squirrels.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

5. Do not listen to music.