Ragvedtik is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awesome hydra.

Ragvedtik created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ragvedtik, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ragvedtik, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Ragvedtik's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Ragvedtik's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch blood while tainted.

2. Never mix limes with water.

3. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.