Wonfetomt Volhotdut is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fast goat.

Wonfetomt Volhotdut created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonfetomt Volhotdut, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wonfetomt Volhotdut, she will turn you into a plant.

Wonfetomt Volhotdut's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Wonfetomt Volhotdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

5. Never think about archaea.