Stragcidlid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic fly.

Stragcidlid created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragcidlid, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stragcidlid, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Stragcidlid's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Stragcidlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never talk about optics near monkeys while wearing pink corsets and balancing five aluminium spheres on your face.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

4. Stragcidlid loves ducks, so they must be respected.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.