Sugabbin is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, charitable naga.

Sugabbin created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugabbin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sugabbin, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sugabbin's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Sugabbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. You must love Sugabbin.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Do not stand on grass.