Kemdotvonk is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective yak.

Kemdotvonk created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kemdotvonk, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kemdotvonk, he will turn you into a plant.

Kemdotvonk's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Kemdotvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never hurt squirrels.

4. Always help sheep in need.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Kemdotvonk.