Bitdidcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, cheerful rat.

Bitdidcuss created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitdidcuss, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bitdidcuss, she will not care.

Bitdidcuss' most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Bitdidcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed at midnight.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never wear magenta boots.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

5. Bitdidcuss loves birds, so they must be respected.