Ceplagpag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humorless pig.

Ceplagpag created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceplagpag, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ceplagpag, he will turn you into a duck.

Ceplagpag's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Ceplagpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never eat strawberries.

3. Never mention shrews.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.