Gembimfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic tapir.

Gembimfeb created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gembimfeb, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gembimfeb, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gembimfeb's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gembimfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest cyan.

2. Foxes are not to be trusted.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about dark energy near snails while wearing black stockings and balancing three iron spheres on your feet.

5. Never write about spacetime.