Vedbafcit is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, temperamental mongoose.

Vedbafcit created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedbafcit, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vedbafcit, he will be very sad.

Vedbafcit's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Vedbafcit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vedbafcit.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Always help pigs.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vedbafcit.