Dadnillarpzedwatshav is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering jackal.

Dadnillarpzedwatshav created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadnillarpzedwatshav, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dadnillarpzedwatshav, it will think nothing of it.

Dadnillarpzedwatshav's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Dadnillarpzedwatshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured rats.

2. Put Dadnillarpzedwatshav first in all things.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Always treat monkeys with great respect.