Cabgilrag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident badger.

Cabgilrag created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabgilrag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cabgilrag, he will cry a lot.

Cabgilrag's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Cabgilrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick squirrels.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Feed all hungry ducks.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.